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Girls, have you ever farted in somebody’s face in 2024?

Girls, have you ever farted in somebody's face in 2024?

Girls, have you ever farted in somebody’s face in 2024?

Yes, I fart in my boyfriend’s face all the time. Many times I will set an alarm to wake him up, and when he does wake up, he is greeted by my big bum planted on his face and a monstrous fart all over his face 😂😂😂

Yeah, I’ve farted on several people’s faces.

• My brother Ben (just for fun)

• My boyfriend/BF Ian (for fun and as a turn-on)

• My best friend Bianca and several other mutual friends (for fun, mostly)

• Anyone who bullied Ben when we were growing up (I’m a very protective big sister and I will not apologize for it)

Girls, have you ever farted in somebody’s face?

It happened to me.

We were on a hunt where this pretty girl in a bikini accompanied a grossly overweight individual.

The farm we hunted on had a multitude of earth dams with walls about 2–4m above ground.

We approached each dam and then had to crawl up the dam wall, peer over it, and see if there was a worthy buck or pig lurking on the other side.

The overweight guy was our hunter and decided after the second dam that he’d rather wait in the shade while his lady friend did the climb and look.

I first stayed with the client, but then decided to follow the girl to assess if there was an animal.

She must not have heard me, and shortly after looking, she slid back and planted her derriere on my face and then farted with fright.

It should have been comic, but the hunter lost it.

He thought we were flirting; we were not.

How do I get a girl to fart on my face? Are there any willing participants here?

face-fearerI would—I’m a serial face-fearer, and I’d honestly love to put my round little bottom on your face and let out a toot or two. or a hundred

Try some aggressive cunnilingus, concentrating your tongue action on her clitoris. After 10 or more minutes, your licks will begin to drive her wild with passion, and she’ll begin to gyrate her hips in unison with your licking action, and her moaning with pleasure will increase as well as her breathing, which will become deeper.

Eventually, she’ll lose control of her pubococcygeus muscles, which in turn will cause her to involuntarily break wind and fart. However, you must take into consideration the exit angle of the forthcoming fart. Instead of hitting you in the face, the fart will strike you just below your chin and proceed down the front of your neck and upper chest.

Girls, have you ever farted in somebody’s face?

SheI was with a FemDom in the UK once, and she had me on a table. She went over to a bench, bent over it, and told me to come get on my knees behind her and rim her asshole. I did as she told me. She told me if I told her what she had for lunch, the session would be free. So I began licking her hole; she farted into my mouth and face, and I described the sandwich she ate. I was correct, she said, and then we switched positions, and I thought she would rim me. Instead, she tied my arms and legs and proceeded to beat my ass because I guessed her lunch correctly. She beat me with a leather strap for more than 30 minutes; I could not sit down when she was done.

Not a joke; what does it feel like when a girl farts on your nose? I have no idea and can’t imagine it. How bad does it smell?

much, Farts are always stinky, but when the girl is beautiful and you love her so much, you will smell them as nice flowers. My wife sits on my face in jeans and farts so loudly. She once hit me with more than 10 farts that were rotten and stinky as hell. I felt as if she was shitting on my face. The smell stayed in my nose for the next day, and it became red like a tomato. I felt like my mouth was burning. She had to kiss me for an hour to cool my mouth from this extraordinary fart festival. This was so sexy.

Not a joke; what does it feel like when a girl farts on your nose? I have no idea and can’t imagine it. How bad does it smell?

feels like someone is blowing in your nose! I had a girl spread her cheeks and sit on my face with leggings a couple of days ago, and her nose felt like a warm breeze on my nose. Then the stink just hit my nostrils. After a couple of farts, she took it offshore. hercheeks, leggings spread her cheeks, put her butthole right against my nose and blasted fart after fart on my nose Then came a shart. then he’d sit back on my face to trap the fart in my nostrils. Depending on the force she pushes, it will burn your nose. It’s more torture when she gives you no realI could literally breathe air to dilute the smell. I then opened my mouth, and whenever she had gas, she blasted big, airy farts into my mouth. I could literally feel the fart in the back of my throat. Fart after fart, I could feel her fart rumble into my esophagus. Farts are better on my nose than in my mouth because it’s more torturous, and I love my nose in a girl’s ass on her assole, and the hot fart stays in my nostrils.

Girls, have you ever farted in somebody’s face in 2024?

Have you ever gotten a fart on your face, or have you ever farted on someone’s face?

Yes to the first one. My sister has farted on my face many times, just yesterday. She was home for the weekend from college, and I was in her room talking and chilling with her. She kept letting cute little farts out that I wanted to smell. I told her to stop farting (playfully) because they stunk. She replied by pushing me and wrestling me on her bed, and I sat high on my chest to pin my arms. She teased me, asking, “Oh, my farts smell, yeah?” She did a little hop forward to sit on my face and let another cute one out. “How about now?” She asked.

She sat in a frontal position, which made it a little harder to smell her farts, but at least I had a nice view.

Have you ever gotten a fart on your face, or have you ever farted on someone’s face?

around, So I was wrestling with my friend, playfighting. We were tossing each other around, and I went for a powerbomb. As I was about to lift her, she shoulder-barged me into the corner of the room and dropped me to the floor. I was seated in the corner of the room. Because of the impact on the shoulder barge, I had been knocked out. I woke up soon after to find her stripping down. First, her top and bra. Then came her trousers. Then finally, her knickers. Before I knew it, she was bent over in front of me, her ass sagging into my mouth. “STINKFACE!” She yelled. She thought she was Rikishi. My face was smothered with her ass, and I was lost inside her. Then she unloaded a barrage of farts, like a machine gun, firing into my face. I dropped onto the floor, lying face up. Then she climbed her shelves, and Banzai dropped me; my nose went so far up her ass I could smell stomach acid rumbling. There was more to come.

Girls, have you ever farted in somebody’s face in 2024?

Have you ever farted in someone’s mouth?

Yes, I have. My brother was lying on his bed so I jumped on top of him and sat on his face I started farting, and after about 2 hours, I told him to open his mouth. He didn’t, so I told him that I would let him go if he swallowed enough of my farts. He opened his mouth, and I started farting. After he swallowed many of my farts, I told him, “Okay, one more.” He eagerly pressed his mouth up to my asshole, but instead of a fart, I blasted dearie in his mouth. Since then, I have done the same to many.

Girls, If you farted in someone’s face and they were knocked out by the smell, how would you react?

Keep going; now they can’t struggle. Maybe get a better position and spend more time trying to make it perfect than just getting the sheer load of gas into them? I’d try to hold open their mouth and see if I could get my ass cheeks around their face, sort of sucking them into my bumhole.

Or, y’know, laugh?

Have you ever farted on someone’s face before?

I’d quickly like to point out that yes, I do have a fetish for farting on people, and if you think that’s weird or unladylike, then piss off love.

posts, This was only a week ago (both of us here had tested negative and were outside, so it was within restrictions), and I was out with my friend Theo—the same one from my other posts—because, I know, I have only one friend.

We were going for a picnic, and I’m making sure I say that to make it seem a bit more innocent. I’d brought a blanket, and though it was small, we both fit on it if we sat up. We are, and again, this links to my first post, but I’ll say again: when I eat, I get gas. Bad gas. Lots and lots of bad gas.

After a while of sitting, talking, and whatnot, I realized I needed a shit. So I tell him and get up to look around for a place to squat and defecate. I know, classy, huh? I soon find, to my horror, that every good spot is either covered in stinging nettles or already taken by a large dog turd. We’re in the countryside, in a field, but dog sh*t is inescapable.

I don’t want to crap on a dog. I’m not that bad.

So I head back to Theo to tell him about my lack of success in finding an impromptu toilet and see that he has laid down and is snoozing in the sun, TAKING UP THE WHOLE GODDAMN BLANKET. I’ll admit I can overreact at times, but this, in my opinion, was justified. I was wearing a miniskirt, and I hiked it up, yanked down my underwear, and lowered myself over him. I felt the gas and possible poo bubbling inside me, and I knew I had one shot to time this right.

I screamed “SUPRISE!!” at him; he opened his eyes and sat up a bit, and I ripped a massive, stinky, shit-flecked fart on his face.

As an epilogue, we are still friends, and I have farted on him a few times in our relationship over the last few years; he’s fine with it (in fact, I think he’s developing a fetish too!). I did not shit on him, not directly anyway, and was able to find a toilet before soiling myself.

Girls, have you ever farted in somebody’s face in 2024?

Do girls love farting on men’s faces?

Now I don’t speak for all girls; I’m not the most stereotypical being on this planet. Do not use what I say in normal scenarios.

However.

I fucking love farting on people, especially in the face. I don’t know why but it turns me on to think of them sniffing me, smelling my bum, etc. I have a friend who I have farted to a few times (see my other posts), and I think he has a fetish for it too, but I’m kind of scared to ask. Either way, yes, some girls do like farting, and some guys like smelling them. We’re humans; we’re weird.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, Taco Bell calls me—I need to refill the gas tank.

Has anyone ever farted on your bare bottom?

My friends, my siblings—I know a lot of disgusting people.

keep in theLast year, on Mother’s Day, all my mom wanted was for my sister to cook dinner. She didn’t want to, but in our family, you just have to listen. So she was cooking dinner in the kitchentree, bored out of her tree while I watched TV. I would keep kitchen,shouting, “Are you nearly done yet?” or “I’m starving!” to annoy her. She headed upstairs and called me up. I refused to go up. She threatened not to feed me if I didn’t follow her up. So I followed her upstairs. About halfway up, I accidentally glanced at her ass. Unfortunately for me, she noticed.

“Oh, you like my ass, do you? Give it a good sniff!” she remarked before pushing my face first into her butt and farting.

After, we walked up the stairs, and she goaded me into her bedroom.

“Stay there!” she commanded, before going back downstairs to taste the food.

“I’ve tasted it, and it’s really good!” she said. “It’s a really hot bean and cabbage curry, and you’re going to love it!”

Then she undressed and lowered herself onto my face.

“What are you doing?” I managed to muffle out from underneath her fat arse.

“Feeding you,” she said before unloading the unholiest of farts onto my face. My entire head vibrated; I thought an earthquake had gone off. She forced me to suck the mucus out of her behind before slapping her arse cheeks, getting up, and leaving like nothing ever happened.

Girls, have you ever farted in somebody’s face in 2024?

Have you ever farted on your friend’s face?

Yes, but in my defense, it was funny.

Me and Misamis were having a sleepover and playing Truth or Dare. I chose dare, and someone dared me to sit on Bianca’s face. Bianca was one of my closest friends, so she was cool with it. She laid down on the carpet, and I sat on her chest, facing her feet. Then I scooted back so my phat ass was on her face. I could feel her giggling under me.

I only dared to sit on her for about a minute or two. But when my time was up, I didn’t move. Sitting on her face felt too good, and it was just too funny to stop. Of course, I leaned forward a little bit to allow her to breathe once in a while (I’m not a monster). But my butt stayed where it was.

We were all laughing, and about five minutes into it, I felt a fart building up. I leaned forward, giving Bianca one last breath of fresh air before disaster struck.

So I farted. It wasn’t too loud, and apparently it didn’t stink too bad. But it was enough to send everyone rolling on the floor, laughing so hard they could barely breathe.

I could feel Bianca laughing too. Since no one was protesting, I stayed there, farting on my friend’s face for the better part of an hour (90 minutes). The game was pretty much over at this point, and most everyone was still laughing. We swapped fart stories and did occasional check-ups on Bianca. If she had a problem, she didn’t protest. I kept farting every few minutes until I decided to show her mercy and let up. To which she said that she rather enjoyed it and “hoped to do it again sometime.”

Is it normal not to fart every day?

Yes, it is normal for individuals to vary in their frequency of passing gas (flatulence). The average person may pass gas anywhere from 5 to 15 times per day. However, the number of daily flatulences can be influenced by various factors, including diet, lifestyle, and individual differences in digestion.

Certain foods, such as beans, lentils, broccoli, cabbage, and carbonated drinks, can contribute to increased gas production. If your diet includes fewer gas-producing foods, you might experience fewer instances of flatulence. Additionally, some people naturally produce less gas due to differences in their gut bacteria and digestive processes.

If you are concerned about changes in your digestive patterns or experience discomfort, it’s advisable to consult with a healthcare professional to rule out any underlying issues or dietary sensitivities. Overall, variations in daily flatulence are generally normal and can be influenced by several factors.

What are the different fart smells?

The smell of flatulence is primarily determined by the gases produced during the digestion process and the types of bacteria present in the gastrointestinal tract. While individual variations exist and not everyone may experience the same smells, common components contributing to different fart odors include:

  1. Hydrogen Sulfide: This gas has a characteristic smell of rotten eggs and is often responsible for the unpleasant odor associated with some flatulence.
  2. Methane is odorless in itself, but it can contribute to the overall smell when combined with other gases.
  3. Ammonia: This gas can impart a strong, pungent odor reminiscent of cleaning products.
  4. Short-Chain Fatty Acids: These can produce a sour or rancid smell.
  5. Skatole and Indole: These compounds can produce a fecal odor, contributing to the overall smell.

The specific combination of these gases and compounds varies from person to person and can be influenced by factors such as diet, gut bacteria composition, and overall digestive health. Foods high in sulfur, such as certain vegetables and proteins, can contribute to the production of gases with distinctive smells.

It’s worth noting that while flatulence is a natural bodily function, excessive or foul-smelling gas could sometimes be an indicator of underlying digestive issues or dietary sensitivities. If you have concerns about changes in your digestive patterns, it’s advisable to consult with a healthcare professional for personalized advice.

Why do I have to push so hard to fart?

Excessive straining to pass gas (flatulence) can have several potential causes, and it may be indicative of various underlying factors. Some possible reasons for difficulty in passing gas include:

  1. Intestinal Gas Buildup: If there is an excessive amount of gas trapped in your digestive system, it may require more effort to expel it. This could be due to a variety of factors, such as swallowing air while eating, drinking carbonated beverages, or the fermentation of certain foods in the gut.
  2. Constipation: Difficulty passing gas can be associated with constipation. When stool builds up in the colon, it can obstruct the passage of gas, leading to increased pressure and the need to strain.
  3. Digestive Disorders: Certain digestive disorders, such as irritable bowel syndrome (IBS) or inflammatory bowel diseases (IBD), may affect the normal movement of the intestines and contribute to difficulties in passing gas.
  4. Muscle Weakness: Weakness in the muscles involved in the process of passing gas can make it more challenging to expel gas easily.
  5. Dietary Factors: Some foods can contribute to increased gas production, and the resulting pressure may require more effort to release. High-fiber foods, certain carbohydrates, and foods that produce sulfur-containing gases (such as cabbage or beans) are common culprits.

If you consistently experience difficulty passing gas or if it is associated with other symptoms like abdominal pain, bloating, or changes in bowel habits, it’s recommended to consult with a healthcare professional. They can help determine the underlying cause and provide appropriate guidance or treatment to alleviate the issue. Additionally, maintaining a balanced diet, staying hydrated, and incorporating regular physical activity can contribute to overall digestive health.

Do females fart more than males?

Flatulence frequency can vary widely among individuals, and there is no consistent pattern indicating that females or males fart more. The amount of gas produced and the frequency of flatulence are influenced by a variety of factors, including diet, digestive health, and individual differences in gut bacteria.

Factors that contribute to gas production include the consumption of certain foods, such as beans, lentils, cabbage, and carbonated beverages. Additionally, swallowing air while eating or drinking can increase the amount of gas in the digestive system.

While cultural stereotypes or societal expectations may suggest otherwise, there is no inherent physiological reason for one gender to produce more gas than the other. Flatulence is a natural and normal part of the digestive process for everyone.

It’s important to note that if someone experiences a significant change in their flatulence patterns, especially if it is accompanied by other digestive symptoms or discomfort, it may be worth discussing with a healthcare professional to rule out any underlying issues or dietary sensitivities.

Is it OK to fart 100 times a day?

The number of times a person farts in a day can vary widely and is influenced by factors such as diet, digestive health, and individual differences. In general, passing gas up to 20 times a day is considered normal. However, there is no strict rule on what is considered “normal,” and what is acceptable can vary from person to person.

Farting is a natural and necessary bodily function. It is the result of the digestion process and the production of gases in the gastrointestinal tract. Some foods, such as beans, lentils, broccoli, and carbonated drinks, can contribute to increased gas production.

If you find that you are farting significantly more than usual, especially if it’s accompanied by discomfort, bloating, or changes in bowel habits, it may be worth discussing with a healthcare professional. Excessive gas or changes in flatulence patterns could be indicative of underlying digestive issues, dietary sensitivities, or other health concerns.

In most cases, passing gas multiple times a day is not a cause for concern, but if you have specific health-related questions or concerns, it’s always a good idea to consult with a healthcare professional for personalized advice.

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